It’s my birthday week and instead of celebrating so far, I’m reliving the GenX anxiety of an impending nuclear war because Donald Trump decided to bomb Iran. Years ago, Epstein made a prediction that Trump would bomb Iran if he “was cornered like a rat.” That prediction seems to be coming to fruition this week with horrifying results which include the deaths of school children and spreading violence throughout the Middle East. With all that this regime is doing, celebrating my birthday is a bit harder than usual. That said, I can think of some things I’d love to “get” for my birthday that would make me celebrate like never before.

We know that Donald Trump is implicated in the Epstein files. We know that the Trump DOJ is engaged in a cover up in direct violation of the Epstein Transparency Act. I would love for so much irrefutable evidence to be revealed this week that everyone involved in the trafficking ring, the sexual abuse of victims, the alleged murders, and the other heinous crimes mentioned in the files would be held accountable to the fullest extent of the law including the Predator in Chief. The victims deserve justice. I want to see Pam Bondi, Todd Blanche, Kash Patel, Dan Bongino, and every other person involved in the cover-up in handcuffs in a court room while being sentenced.

This regime is full of fascists. Stephen Miller, Russel Vought, and Kristi Noem are three such fascists in important positions within the regime. All three are responsible for horrible crimes. I want every evil thing they’ve done, every unconstitutional action they’ve taken, every dollar they’ve stolen or misappropriated to be made public and for them to be held accountable to the fullest extent of the law. Once they are held accountable, I want to see safeguards put in place that will prevent those types of crimes from ever being committed again. I can’t wait to see Miller, Vought, and Noem in orange jump suits, preferably before the Hague.

Mike Huckabee, the former Arkansas governor and current U.S. Ambassador to Israel, is a dispensationalist who believes in the rapture. He’s the kind of Christian that engages in a lot of Fundamentalist Fuckwittery, and his statements during his interview with Tucker Carlson made that clear to anyone who didn’t already know that he’s batshit crazy. I would love to see him removed from his post and replaced with someone competent who isn’t trying to start World War III in order to make Jesus come back. Expose every idiotic, Christofascist thing Huckabee has done in his role and hold him accountable too if he broke any laws.

I have a powerful revulsion to being lied to and gaslit. The regime specializes in lying and gaslighting the nation and the world. Karoline Levitt is the regime’s primary mouthpiece for disinformation and gaslighting. Every single day she makes demonstrably false statements in support of a fascist sexual predator as she cosplays being a Christian. She is a human meadow muffin who continues to harm the nation. I want to see her held accountable for her role in perpetuating this fascist kakistocracy.

Like Karoline Leavitt, Speaker Mike Johnson cosplays being a Christian and has lied repeatedly in support of Trump. He knowingly covered up the sexual abuse of a minor by Matt Gaetz and there’s ample evidence that he is part of the Epstein cover-up. How much does he know about the Trump-Epstein connection and when did he learn it? I want to see him exposed and held fully accountable for his crimes, lies, and gaslighting. I also want hm held accountable for pushing Christian nationalism as Speaker of the House. He thinks the ends justify his nefarious means. They do not and the vast majority of U.S. citizens want a firm wall of separation between church and state.

Donald Trump is the most corrupt president in the history of the United States. He’s used his position to enrich himself and his family. He’s added billions to his personal and family coffers through corruption and illegality. He is a self admitted sexual predator, an adjudicated rapist, and has been credibly accused of sexually abusing a minor. As Epstein said, Trump is the worst person he’d ever met. Imagine being the worst person that Jeffrey Epstein had ever met…Epstein looked in the mirror everyday. I want to see Trump and his criminal family members convicted of their crimes and all of their ill-gotten assets seized. Will the orange jumpsuit clash with his caked on make up?

Accountability and justice are what I want for my birthday. I know it’s a lot to ask. I’m sick of seeing evil people getting away with their evil actions. I’m sick of the regime’s Christofascist sycophants lying and gaslighting me, you, and the world. I’m sick of terrible dispensationalist doctrine influencing global politics in deadly ways. I want to see justice roll like waters and righteousness like a mighty stream. I want this regime to collapse and for all those who have aided and abetted it to be held accountable. Seeing that would make mine a truly happy birthday.

Peace be with you.